Just
a few days back we celebrated the International Women's Day. So when do we men
‘celebrate' something like this? I know we have a couple of them like Father's
day, or more Indian, Bhai Duuj, Bhai Fota or Brother's Day (I prefer it to be
called Borthers in Spot day). After doing some research, basically googling, I
find that November 19th is one such day. But do we need such a day? Do we even
deserve something like this?
A close friend of mine, messages me today in the
morning saying that her father has cracked a joke. She seemed to be very
excited. Naturally, I was curious too thinking of the kind of joke a father is
passing to her daughter. So she forwards that ‘joke' to me and here it is:
“
Jaane kab aayega……….. Happy men's day
For
the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it.
Who
is a MAN?
>A
man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
>He
sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
>He
sacrifices his dreams for just a smile
on his parents face.
>He
spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the girl he loves just to
see her smiling
>He
sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.
>He
builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
>He
struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
>His
mother, wife & boss all try to control him.
>His
life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.
BECHARA
MARD...!?
Agar
aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,
Aurat
se maar khae to BUZDIL,
Aurat
ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,
Chup
rahe to DARPOK,
Ghar
se bahar rahe to AAWARA,
Ghar
me rahe to NAAKARA,
Bachhon
ko dante to ZALIM,
Na
dante to LAPARWAH,
Aurat
ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,
Aurat
ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,
Maa
ki mane to CHAMCHA,
Biwi
ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...
Na
Jane Kab Aayega,
"HAPPY
MEN'S DAY"
Respect
every male in your life.
U
will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth
sending to every man to make him smile and every woman to make her realize
his worth!!”
Okay!
We have a problem here. She finds this to be a joke! I thought to myself “Are you
kidding me!” Well, actually I don’t blame her. The world is as such that she
has no choice.
Coincidentally,
today is Shiv Ratri as per Hinduism. A day on which every married and unmarried
female prays to Lord Shiva for husbands like Him. Well why not! He keeps to
himself. Does not complain and is bother less. Hardly speaks, if not at all (I
guess only when allowed to). Has all the power in the world. Have hardly any
needs (just few sheets of tiger skin). Loses temper only when needed, which is
very rare. On top of this, does not complain no matter how much Parvati does
shopping. If you don’t believe me just look at all the stuff Parvati wears during
photo shoots with husband for calendar pictures. So why on earth will a female look
for something else.
I
wonder why God made two genders. Why did God think of making the male gender at
all? God is supposed to be a well natured and kind-hearted person. God is Good.
So God creates female, the most beautiful thing in this world. Gives her power
that no one can match. Gives her multitasking abilities. Fills her with talents.
Makes her technology savvy. Okay, may be not that one! Makes her the most caring,
loving and patient creature in the world. Basically gives her all the best
things in the world so that no one can match her. God fills up the world with
females. The concept of men is yet to strike God.
Then
God finds that females were getting bored. She needs entertainment. She needs
someone to walk out with. She needs someone to protect her from all the wild
things in the world. She needs someone to pat and cuddle up. She needs someone
strong to lift her bags (may be shopping bags too) and help her with daily
chores. She needs someone who will do as ordered. She needs someone to fix
something when needed. She wants someone to pay her bills. She wants someone
who can earn for her. She wants someone to talk to and someone who will just
listen. She wants something like robot and yet should have a brain of its own
and human like. She will control and yet it must not know that it is being
controlled. She wants someone who can be used as a verbal punching bag as and
when needed. She needs someone who won’t complain. She needs someone to help
all the gizmos and tech stuffs. So God creates men.
I
think God must be a woman. I know, my female friends will revolt against this
blog. Well don’t worry; men will not be able to do anything anyway. It has
already been decided. This is just for show. And don’t tell me it’s not true
and there is no proof or example of this. Take the example of Dr. Manmohan
Singh. He is not even married to Sonia Gandhi! So there is no point in celebrating
Men’s Day, that also happy.
DISCLAIMER: Any
men mentioned in the above blog, whether living or dead, officially do not exist.
If you happen to find such men in the real world then it’s highly coincidental.
I am not a male chauvinist but may be a female one. I have always regarded
myself to be a feminist.
P.S.: I know
God you are reading this. I shouldn’t even know all this. Looks like there is a
glitch in me in my brain. So you are not that perfect either huh!
